I’m on a Boat
I’m on a boat right now and I’m crusing along like no one can touch me because I am so awesome just on it. Actually I am on an inflatable boat, but that makes no difference. I am rocking life and you cannot do anything about it, unless you want to join me. Then you are a friend, and I extend a limb of friendship to you. A detached limb. But that doesn’t matter, because that is just the kind of person I am. I am done and will continue to talk about the 2 person inflatable boat that I was talking about. Not.